funny one liners

Dilbert has it & so do many other cartoons. But the real fun is when you modify the original one liner or even better, create your own. Here are some of those I have come across
Note : all the one liners below are those created/modified by "others." I do not claim responsibilty for any of them.

"If at first you do not succed, try management" - a modification of a similar Dilbert liner

"Promises are like babies, fun to make but hard to deliver"

"impotency-nature's way of saying "no hard feelings""

"we are born wet, naked and hungry. Then things get worse" - courtesy Anand Ayyadurai

more coming up......

"Nothing is random. Everything in life is a pattern, some just too large for us to see" - Caroline in the City (the sitcom)

saw this on PG,

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy???

After the GRE effect I Say:
Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders Jack a hebetudinous fellow.

On PG again,
"If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it"